Free sex for car wash?
By jef | September 12, 2012
Uh…so apparently this is a thing.
A car wash in Kuala Lumpur was busted for providing drivers with a little something extra after their ninth carwash.
Apparently what tipped cops off was the presence of customers carrying around little “loyalty cards” that indicated the number of car washes left to go before their full release. This sounds like those sandwich cards Subway used to give out where you’d get a free footlong (stop it) after your tenth sandwich. Except way, way grosser.
People of earth: there are way, way better ways of reducing the pain of car ownership. Please, for the sake of public health, consider carpooling instead of other, more unsavory strategies. Unlike the Malaysian car wash in question, ridesharing is safe, legal, fun, and guaranteed not to leave you with profound sense of loneliness and isolation after a brief spasm of pleasure.
